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Kobe Bryant Returns to Germany for Knee Procedure

According to sources, and by sources I really mean the all-knowing Adrian Wojnarowski, Kobe Bryant is headed back to Germany to once again receive a magical knee rejuvenation procedure.

Platelet-rich plasma therapy, the common street name for this procedure, is responsible for extending Kobe’s ability to play at a high-level despite having already logged thousands of minutes given his age. German sorcerer—err doctors—will inject Kobe with a magical elixir of plasma that will work its magic as Kobe also heals from his achilles injury.

What’s interesting to me is the hesitancy of Lakers PR to be transparent about what Kobe is doing—they wouldn’t even disclose the location of his trip. What’s up with that? Why are you being shady, Lakers?

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